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ronjie.com, the blog-o-zine of interesting bits, will move back to a once-a-week issue starting Feb 1, 2009. why? it's just better this way... watch for it! :-D

[TXT] minsan...

minsan,

ang tawag sakin ng pinsan k0ng ng0ng0.

:-D

[TXT] When I was a little kid...

When I was a little kid, my nursemaid used to tell me, "Someday, you'll
find that special someone who'll be with you forever." I just smiled
and said.. "Whatever, Yaya. You're such a loser."

[TXT] iq test

..iq test. Ü

my 1 ordnary bayong na wlang nksbit s labas at walang laman per0 mbgat. pan0 ngyri un? Ü

[TXT] Two and one

We have two eyes and just one tongue, which means we need to look twice
and talk once..

We have two ears and just one mouth, so we need to listen more than we
talk..

We have two hands and one stomach, so we need to work twice as much as
we eat..

We have two major brain parts, the left and the right, and one heart, so
we can think twice, but love only one..

Isn't it amazing that our body parts remind us how to live right?

Great day ahead! Enjoy life.

[TXT] Thank YOU

Why do people wait for the special days to thank those who have touchd their lives?

Today is nothing special.

Just you makin me feel blessd.

Thank you! have a blessed day ahead.

[TXT] We can b hapi anytime

We can b hapi anytime once we understand dat d only place we'll ever
find genuine happiness--s ryt insyd us. Hapiness begins at d point of
acceptance:
d point wen we stop questioning y life can't b perfect & just accept d
world d way it s coz watever life leads u, it's because of a purp0se..

[TXT] happy persons

happy persons don't
have d best lin life..
perhaps,
they're just good in
making the best of
everything that life
brings along their way..
be happy.. (",)

[FWD] what's your purpose

what's your purpose

Our Purpose in God's Plan
1 Peter 4:9-11

God doesn't need the help of any man or woman to accomplish His purposes. However, He has chosen to spread the gospel by means of His children.
As one person tells another the good news of Jesus Christ, the story of hope and love spreads around the globe.
Consider each modern Christian is a spiritual descendant of the original disciples. Those men spent several years with Jesus. After His ascension, they preached what they'd learned from Him to anyone who'd listen. They also offered a helping hand where needed.
The grace and mercy demonstrated in word and action had a ripple effect. It spread outward from those first followers of Christ. It went  across distance and time to hundreds, then thousands and even billions of individuals around the world.
But some people still have never heard Jesus loves them and died for their sins. This is why we're called to serve family, friends, and neighbors.
Loved ones see God's grace lived out when we offer a helping hand, share the gospel, or lift them up in prayer.
To deny this call is to sin against the Lord. Our purpose is to serve God.
The primary way we do that is by caring for those around us.
We can offer God many reasons for not serving Him such as weakness, inadequacy, and fear. But no excuse changes the mandate of Scripture.
We are the Lord's feet, hands, and voice on earth. We go where He wills. We help those in need. We tell all about the love of Jesus.

[TXT] der is always som1 better dan u

der is always som1 better dan u,som1 more atractv dan u,som1 smarter dan
u,som1 one step ahead of u.

but d1 who is better dan u may just b d loneliest person,

d1 who is more atractv dan you may not b so atractv on d insyd,

&d person smarter dan u may not hav d love u rcv from others.

so nvr evr b d jealous 1.

love wat u hav,&u wil b fine.

[TXT] Kwesty0n!!

Kwesty0n!!

Kung tatlo lang ang ngipin m,

gus2 m bang..

kumpol sila o kalat??
:)

[TXT] A kid ask a teachr

A kid ask a teachr what is the most important thing to give to someone.

T. answered.."TIME" my child.


But why time and not love?


Love...
U can give that, u can have that, u can share that to anybody...


But with time, u can't stop it or control it. Coz u can never bring back
the time that has gone by. So spend your time wisely and cherish it
while you still have it.

Spend time with your love ones coz u'll never know when your TIME is
OVER.

[TXT] Great after great

Great faith
s d product
of
great fight.
Great testimonies
r d outcome
of
great tests.
Great triumphs
can only come
after
great trials
GoD BleSS!

[did you know?] Portmanteau

A "portmanteau word," according to Merriam-Webster online, is a word or morpheme whose form and meaning are derived from a blending of two or more distinct forms (as smog from smoke and fog).  According to Wikipedia, the word "portmanteau" itself is a portmanteau; it actually means a coat hanger in French, coming from porter (French for "to carry") and manteau (French for "coat").  Also according to Wikipedia, the term blend in linguistics is used to refer to ageneral combination of words, and the term “portmanteau” is reserved for the narrow sense of combining two function words.  Did you know? :-D

[TXT] Short prayer

May God, in His abundance, take of all ur needs, touch ur life w/ joy, bless ur heart w love, & comfort ur soul w/ peace now & always.Ü

[TXT] pick-up line

boy:mis phram nman ng pen m saglit lng pls

girl:ok

boy:nye ayw nman sumulat mis o..

g:pwde yn,kkgamit q lng nyan knina eh

b:weh!Cge nga sulat m nga # mo..:)

[TXT] si apple at si pineapple

an0 ang cnbi ni apple ng 2mingin s knya c piña?

apple: oi ikw, an0ng tnitnGin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin mo jan?! Ü

[TXT] Gas at Pamasahe

si "GAS" at "PAMASAHE" nagusap:

PAMASAHE: dahil sayo..

..natuto akong magmahal.

hahaha.. - saya! Ü

[Traffic Watch] parking operators

"The law says paid parking lot operators are liable for carnapping,
vandalism or theft that happen inside their parking lots, despite those
big-lettered signs that say you can't blame them for these.."

From http://mabinihall.com/index.php/2008/10/06/car-park-theft/

[TXT] salesladies

kung nkukulitan k n s mga saleslady n ngttnong ng "ano pong hnap nila?"

sumagot k, sabihin m0..

"kpayapaan at pgkakaisa"

tignan m0, windang syo mga yun!

[TXT] from the 80s - early 90s?

kblang kb s huling taon ng dkda '80 &mga 1st taon ng '90?

>kla2 m cna shaider, bioman at maskd rider black.

>kmkain k ng humpy dumpy.

>nglro k ng 10-20

>alm m0 unversal song n "uwian na"

>ngsyaw k ng macarena & bumbastic

>alm m0 mining ng "tym 1st"

>alm m0 im4tnz ng "priod, no erase!"

>nLa2gyan m0 ng pritos ring bwt dliri m0.

>mron kng penciL case nA mdmi pndutan.

>kla2 m c remy, cedie & princes sarah.

==>it mins mtanda kna

haha :p

[RAW] I'm a PC

You know those Mac-vs-PC ("I'm a Mac"..."and I'm a PC") ads from Apple? http://www.apple.com/getamac/ads/

Well, Microsoft realized they can't beat 'em, so they joined 'em.  Sort of.  Successfully?  I don't think so.  For your curious mind, visit http://imapc.lifewithoutwalls.com/watch/

You can see how innovative Apple (or Steve Jobs) is, compared to...  others.  (Let's not name names now.)  But yeah sure, Microsoft is Marketing King.

[TXT] Twilight (2008 movie)

"Ano ba yang twilight na yan! It's so unrealistic. Bampira? Hello?! Meron ba nun?!"...

-Harry Potter

BITTER? Ü

[TXT] Famous Last Words

1. Teka,mkhng dinamita ata ito.
2. Anung truck?
3. Para san tong switch?
4. Nice doggie.
5. Poisonous ba tong ahas nato?
6. Relax.Gnwa ko na to dati.
7. Di ako pahuhuli ng buhay.
8. Dont worry, di ako masasaktan.
9. D kaya tau mkuryente dito?
10.Ano ba ung nkain ntn? Lasang lason no?

[TXT] lyf

"lyf has its own way of making us smile even wen u want to give up n lose hope.. ' coz certain surprises come ur way just wen u thought u wud never smile agen.."
m0wnin!

[TXT] Life

Life s fll of uncrtainties. Wel nevr knw when our time on earth is up till its ovr.So take many pics, laugh much, take time to luk up at the stars, sing loudly, feel d cold wind, smile a lot, and love like uv never been hurt coz every sixty seconds u spend is a minute of happiness ul never get back. gudnyt

[FWD] 2009 Films

Forwarded by a friend.  Don't know the source.

 

January 23, 2009	Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
February 6, 2009	The Pink Panther 2
February 13, 2009	Friday the 13th
February 27, 2009	Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
April 10, 2009	Dragonball
May 1, 2009	X-Men Origins: Wolverine
May 15, 2009	Angels & Demons
	Terminator Salvation
May 22, 2009	Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian
June 5, 2009	Fast and Furious
June 26, 2009	Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
July 4, 2009	Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
July 17, 2009	Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
August 7, 2009	G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra
August 14, 2009	Final Destination 4

 

Announcements

Studios have announced targeted release dates for 2009 for the following films in development, but not yet in production.

Film	Date	Studio	Ref.
Hellraiser	January 9, 2009	The Weinstein Company	[72]
Last Chance Harvey	January 23, 2009	Overture Films
Taken	January 23, 2009	20th Century Fox
Chilled in Miami	January 30, 2009	Lionsgate
He's Just Not That into You	February 6, 2009	Warner Bros.	[2]
The Wayans Bros. Comedy	February 6, 2009	Paramount Pictures	[3]
Confessions of a Shopaholic	February 13, 2009	Touchstone Pictures	[4]
New York, I Love You	February 13, 2009	Vivendi, Palm Pictures, Disney
The International	February 20, 2009	Columbia Pictures	[5]
Obsessed	February 27, 2008	Screen Gems
The Last House on the Left	March 6, 2009	Universal Studios
The Box	March 20, 2009	Warner Bros.	[6]
Fired Up	March 20, 2009	Screen Gems	[7]
Knowing	March 20, 2009	Summit Entertainment
This Side of the Truth	March 20, 2009	Warner Bros.
I Love You Beth Cooper	March 27, 2009	Fox Atomic
Janky Promoters	March 27, 2009	Dimension Films
The Ugly Truth	April 3, 2009	Columbia Pictures
Happily N'Ever After 2	April 7, 2009	Lionsgate
Bandslam	April 10, 2009	Walden Media
Mama, I Want to Sing!	April 10, 2009	Fox Faith, Vision Films
Crank 2: High Voltage	April 17, 2009	Lionsgate	[8]
Mardi Gras	April 17, 2009	Screen Gems	[9]
Earth	April 22, 2009	Walt Disney Pictures	[10]
The Goods: The Don Ready Story	April 24, 2009	Paramount Vantage	[11]
My Life in Ruins	May 8, 2009	Fox Searchlight
Brüno	May 15, 2009	Universal Studios	[12]
Drag Me to Hell	May 29, 2009	Universal Studios	[13]
The Tribe	June 10, 2009	After Dark Films	[citation needed]
The A-Team	June 12, 2009	20th Century Fox	[citation needed]
The Tooth Fairy	June 19, 2009	20th Century Fox	[14]
The Birds	July 3, 2009	Universal Studios	[73]
2012	July 10, 2009	Columbia Pictures	[74]
Piranha 3-D	July 24, 2009	Dimension Films	[15]
Funny People	July 31, 2009	Universal Studios	[16]
Shorts	August 7, 2009	Warner Bros.	[17]
Aaliyah	August 14, 2009	DreamWorks
District 9	August 14, 2009	Screen Gems	[75]
Rob Zombie's Tyrannosaurus Rex	August 28, 2009	Dimension Films	[18]
Fame	September 25, 2009	MGM	[19]
Cats & Dogs 2	October 16, 2009	Warner Bros.
The Stepfather	October 16, 2009	Screen Gems
Amelia	October 23, 2009	Fox Searchlight
Cabin in the Woods	October 23, 2009	MGM	[20]
Nottingham	November 6, 2009	Universal Studios	[21]
The Lightning Thief	November 13, 2009	20th Century Fox
Wonder Woman	February 2009	Warner Bros.	[76]
Lethal Weapon 5	Summer 2009	Warner Bros.	[77]
Blood: The Last Vampire	June 2009	Pathé	[78]
Jurassic Park IV	Summer 2009	Universal Studios	[79]
Crood Awakening	November 2009	DreamWorks Animation	[citation needed]
The Sims	2009	20th Century Fox	[80]
Magneto	2009	20th Century Fox	[81]
Gallowwalker	2009	Lionsgate Films	[82]
The Elfstones of Shannara	2009	Warner Bros.	[83]
Untitled Warcraft Movie	2009	Universal Studios (Legendary Pictures)	[84]
The Legend of Spyro	2009	Universal Studios	[85]
Tekken	2009	Screen Gems	[86]
Witchblade	2009	Lionsgate	[87]
Tintin	2009	Paramount Pictures	[88]
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World	2009	Universal Studios	[89]
Phantasmagoria: The Visions of Lewis Carroll	2009	Universal Studios
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus	2009	Lionsgate
Power of the Dark Crystal	2009	Odyssey Entertainment	[90]
24: The Movie	2009	20th Century Fox	[91]
28 Months Later	2009	Fox Atomic	[citation needed]
Red State	2009		[citation needed]
Metal Gear Solid	2009	Sony Pictures	[92]
Saw VI	2009	Lionsgate
The Brazilian Job	2009	Paramount Pictures