Wednesday, January 28, 2009

back to weekly, the blog-o-zine of interesting bits, will move back to a once-a-week issue starting Feb 1, 2009. why? it's just better this way... watch for it! :-D

Sunday, January 25, 2009

[TXT] minsan...


ang tawag sakin ng pinsan k0ng ng0ng0.


[TXT] When I was a little kid...

When I was a little kid, my nursemaid used to tell me, "Someday, you'll
find that special someone who'll be with you forever." I just smiled
and said.. "Whatever, Yaya. You're such a loser."

Saturday, January 24, 2009

[TXT] iq test test. Ü

my 1 ordnary bayong na wlang nksbit s labas at walang laman per0 mbgat. pan0 ngyri un? Ü

[TXT] Two and one

We have two eyes and just one tongue, which means we need to look twice
and talk once..

We have two ears and just one mouth, so we need to listen more than we

We have two hands and one stomach, so we need to work twice as much as
we eat..

We have two major brain parts, the left and the right, and one heart, so
we can think twice, but love only one..

Isn't it amazing that our body parts remind us how to live right?

Great day ahead! Enjoy life.

Friday, January 23, 2009

[TXT] Thank YOU

Why do people wait for the special days to thank those who have touchd their lives?

Today is nothing special.

Just you makin me feel blessd.

Thank you! have a blessed day ahead.

[TXT] We can b hapi anytime

We can b hapi anytime once we understand dat d only place we'll ever
find genuine happiness--s ryt insyd us. Hapiness begins at d point of
d point wen we stop questioning y life can't b perfect & just accept d
world d way it s coz watever life leads u, it's because of a purp0se..

Thursday, January 22, 2009

[TXT] happy persons

happy persons don't
have d best lin life..
they're just good in
making the best of
everything that life
brings along their way..
be happy.. (",)

[FWD] what's your purpose

what's your purpose

Our Purpose in God's Plan
1 Peter 4:9-11

God doesn't need the help of any man or woman to accomplish His purposes. However, He has chosen to spread the gospel by means of His children.
As one person tells another the good news of Jesus Christ, the story of hope and love spreads around the globe.
Consider each modern Christian is a spiritual descendant of the original disciples. Those men spent several years with Jesus. After His ascension, they preached what they'd learned from Him to anyone who'd listen. They also offered a helping hand where needed.
The grace and mercy demonstrated in word and action had a ripple effect. It spread outward from those first followers of Christ. It went  across distance and time to hundreds, then thousands and even billions of individuals around the world.
But some people still have never heard Jesus loves them and died for their sins. This is why we're called to serve family, friends, and neighbors.
Loved ones see God's grace lived out when we offer a helping hand, share the gospel, or lift them up in prayer.
To deny this call is to sin against the Lord. Our purpose is to serve God.
The primary way we do that is by caring for those around us.
We can offer God many reasons for not serving Him such as weakness, inadequacy, and fear. But no excuse changes the mandate of Scripture.
We are the Lord's feet, hands, and voice on earth. We go where He wills. We help those in need. We tell all about the love of Jesus.

[TXT] der is always som1 better dan u

der is always som1 better dan u,som1 more atractv dan u,som1 smarter dan
u,som1 one step ahead of u.

but d1 who is better dan u may just b d loneliest person,

d1 who is more atractv dan you may not b so atractv on d insyd,

&d person smarter dan u may not hav d love u rcv from others.

so nvr evr b d jealous 1.

love wat u hav,&u wil b fine.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

[TXT] Kwesty0n!!


Kung tatlo lang ang ngipin m,

gus2 m bang..

kumpol sila o kalat??

[TXT] A kid ask a teachr

A kid ask a teachr what is the most important thing to give to someone.

T. answered.."TIME" my child.

But why time and not love?

U can give that, u can have that, u can share that to anybody...

But with time, u can't stop it or control it. Coz u can never bring back
the time that has gone by. So spend your time wisely and cherish it
while you still have it.

Spend time with your love ones coz u'll never know when your TIME is

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

[TXT] Great after great

Great faith
s d product
great fight.
Great testimonies
r d outcome
great tests.
Great triumphs
can only come
great trials
GoD BleSS!

[did you know?] Portmanteau

A "portmanteau word," according to Merriam-Webster online, is a word or morpheme whose form and meaning are derived from a blending of two or more distinct forms (as smog from smoke and fog).  According to Wikipedia, the word "portmanteau" itself is a portmanteau; it actually means a coat hanger in French, coming from porter (French for "to carry") and manteau (French for "coat").  Also according to Wikipedia, the term blend in linguistics is used to refer to ageneral combination of words, and the term “portmanteau” is reserved for the narrow sense of combining two function words.  Did you know? :-D

Monday, January 19, 2009

[TXT] Short prayer

May God, in His abundance, take of all ur needs, touch ur life w/ joy, bless ur heart w love, & comfort ur soul w/ peace now & always.Ü

[TXT] pick-up line

boy:mis phram nman ng pen m saglit lng pls


boy:nye ayw nman sumulat mis o..

g:pwde yn,kkgamit q lng nyan knina eh

b:weh!Cge nga sulat m nga # mo..:)

Sunday, January 18, 2009

[TXT] si apple at si pineapple

an0 ang cnbi ni apple ng 2mingin s knya c piña?

apple: oi ikw, an0ng tnitnGin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin mo jan?! Ü

[TXT] Gas at Pamasahe

si "GAS" at "PAMASAHE" nagusap:

PAMASAHE: dahil sayo..

..natuto akong magmahal.

hahaha.. - saya! Ü

Saturday, January 17, 2009

[Traffic Watch] parking operators

"The law says paid parking lot operators are liable for carnapping,
vandalism or theft that happen inside their parking lots, despite those
big-lettered signs that say you can't blame them for these.."


Friday, January 16, 2009

[TXT] salesladies

kung nkukulitan k n s mga saleslady n ngttnong ng "ano pong hnap nila?"

sumagot k, sabihin m0..

"kpayapaan at pgkakaisa"

tignan m0, windang syo mga yun!

[TXT] from the 80s - early 90s?

kblang kb s huling taon ng dkda '80 &mga 1st taon ng '90?
>kla2 m cna shaider, bioman at maskd rider black.

>kmkain k ng humpy dumpy.

>nglro k ng 10-20

>alm m0 unversal song n "uwian na"

>ngsyaw k ng macarena & bumbastic

>alm m0 mining ng "tym 1st"

>alm m0 im4tnz ng "priod, no erase!"

>nLa2gyan m0 ng pritos ring bwt dliri m0.

>mron kng penciL case nA mdmi pndutan.

>kla2 m c remy, cedie & princes sarah.

==>it mins mtanda kna
haha :p

Thursday, January 15, 2009

[RAW] I'm a PC

You know those Mac-vs-PC ("I'm a Mac"..."and I'm a PC") ads from Apple?

Well, Microsoft realized they can't beat 'em, so they joined 'em.  Sort of.  Successfully?  I don't think so.  For your curious mind, visit

You can see how innovative Apple (or Steve Jobs) is, compared to...  others.  (Let's not name names now.)  But yeah sure, Microsoft is Marketing King.

[TXT] Twilight (2008 movie)

"Ano ba yang twilight na yan! It's so unrealistic. Bampira? Hello?! Meron ba nun?!"...

-Harry Potter


[TXT] Famous Last Words

1. Teka,mkhng dinamita ata ito.
2. Anung truck?
3. Para san tong switch?
4. Nice doggie.
5. Poisonous ba tong ahas nato?
6. Relax.Gnwa ko na to dati.
7. Di ako pahuhuli ng buhay.
8. Dont worry, di ako masasaktan.
9. D kaya tau mkuryente dito?
10.Ano ba ung nkain ntn? Lasang lason no?

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

[TXT] lyf

"lyf has its own way of making us smile even wen u want to give up n lose hope.. ' coz certain surprises come ur way just wen u thought u wud never smile agen.."

[TXT] Life

Life s fll of uncrtainties. Wel nevr knw when our time on earth is up till its ovr.So take many pics, laugh much, take time to luk up at the stars, sing loudly, feel d cold wind, smile a lot, and love like uv never been hurt coz every sixty seconds u spend is a minute of happiness ul never get back. gudnyt

[FWD] 2009 Films

Forwarded by a friend.  Don't know the source.

January 23, 2009

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans

February 6, 2009

The Pink Panther 2

February 13, 2009

Friday the 13th

February 27, 2009

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

April 10, 2009


May 1, 2009

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

May 15, 2009

Angels & Demons

Terminator Salvation

May 22, 2009

Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian

June 5, 2009

Fast and Furious

June 26, 2009

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

July 4, 2009

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

July 17, 2009

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

August 7, 2009

G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra

August 14, 2009

Final Destination 4





Studios have announced targeted release dates for 2009 for the following films in development, but not yet in production.






January 9, 2009

The Weinstein Company


Last Chance Harvey

January 23, 2009

Overture Films



January 23, 2009

20th Century Fox


Chilled in Miami

January 30, 2009



He's Just Not That into You

February 6, 2009

Warner Bros.


The Wayans Bros. Comedy

February 6, 2009

Paramount Pictures


Confessions of a Shopaholic

February 13, 2009

Touchstone Pictures


New York, I Love You

February 13, 2009

Vivendi, Palm Pictures, Disney


The International

February 20, 2009

Columbia Pictures



February 27, 2008

Screen Gems


The Last House on the Left

March 6, 2009

Universal Studios


The Box

March 20, 2009

Warner Bros.


Fired Up

March 20, 2009

Screen Gems



March 20, 2009

Summit Entertainment


This Side of the Truth

March 20, 2009

Warner Bros.


I Love You Beth Cooper

March 27, 2009

Fox Atomic


Janky Promoters

March 27, 2009

Dimension Films


The Ugly Truth

April 3, 2009

Columbia Pictures


Happily N'Ever After 2

April 7, 2009




April 10, 2009

Walden Media


Mama, I Want to Sing!

April 10, 2009

Fox Faith, Vision Films


Crank 2: High Voltage

April 17, 2009



Mardi Gras

April 17, 2009

Screen Gems



April 22, 2009

Walt Disney Pictures


The Goods: The Don Ready Story

April 24, 2009

Paramount Vantage


My Life in Ruins

May 8, 2009

Fox Searchlight



May 15, 2009

Universal Studios


Drag Me to Hell

May 29, 2009

Universal Studios


The Tribe

June 10, 2009

After Dark Films

[citation needed]

The A-Team

June 12, 2009

20th Century Fox

[citation needed]

The Tooth Fairy

June 19, 2009

20th Century Fox


The Birds

July 3, 2009

Universal Studios



July 10, 2009

Columbia Pictures


Piranha 3-D

July 24, 2009

Dimension Films


Funny People

July 31, 2009

Universal Studios



August 7, 2009

Warner Bros.



August 14, 2009



District 9

August 14, 2009

Screen Gems


Rob Zombie's Tyrannosaurus Rex

August 28, 2009

Dimension Films



September 25, 2009



Cats & Dogs 2

October 16, 2009

Warner Bros.


The Stepfather

October 16, 2009

Screen Gems



October 23, 2009

Fox Searchlight


Cabin in the Woods

October 23, 2009




November 6, 2009

Universal Studios


The Lightning Thief

November 13, 2009

20th Century Fox


Wonder Woman

February 2009

Warner Bros.


Lethal Weapon 5

Summer 2009

Warner Bros.


Blood: The Last Vampire

June 2009



Jurassic Park IV

Summer 2009

Universal Studios


Crood Awakening

November 2009

DreamWorks Animation

[citation needed]

The Sims


20th Century Fox




20th Century Fox




Lionsgate Films


The Elfstones of Shannara


Warner Bros.


Untitled Warcraft Movie


Universal Studios (Legendary Pictures)


The Legend of Spyro


Universal Studios




Screen Gems








Paramount Pictures


Scott Pilgrim vs. the World


Universal Studios


Phantasmagoria: The Visions of Lewis Carroll


Universal Studios


The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus




Power of the Dark Crystal


Odyssey Entertainment


24: The Movie


20th Century Fox


28 Months Later


Fox Atomic

[citation needed]

Red State



[citation needed]

Metal Gear Solid


Sony Pictures


Saw VI




The Brazilian Job


Paramount Pictures