[FWD] gender

EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender:

Ziploc Bags are Male - because they hold everything in, but you can see

right through them.

Copiers are Female - because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them

up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are

pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

A Tire is Male - because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

Sponges are Female - because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to

light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

A Web Page is Female - because it's always getting hit on.

A Subway is Male - because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

An Hourglass is Female - because over time, the weight shifts to the

bottom.

A Hammer is Male - because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000

years, but it's handy to have around.

A Remote Control is Female - Ha! You thought it'd be male didn't you? But

consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while

he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!